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</description><title>a heart that loves is always young</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @theloveyturtle)</generator><link>http://theloveyturtle.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>(via anditslove)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3enkyXp9W1qa9u6ko1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://anditslove.tumblr.com/"&gt;anditslove&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theloveyturtle.tumblr.com/post/657804317</link><guid>http://theloveyturtle.tumblr.com/post/657804317</guid><pubDate>Wed, 02 Jun 2010 18:11:53 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3eqtdwWp51qzourko1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://theloveyturtle.tumblr.com/post/657795511</link><guid>http://theloveyturtle.tumblr.com/post/657795511</guid><pubDate>Wed, 02 Jun 2010 18:08:47 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>They opened a taco bar with $5 pitchers of margaritas a block from my apartment</title><description>&lt;p&gt;One guess where I&amp;#8217;ll be spending all my time. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theloveyturtle.tumblr.com/post/657506472</link><guid>http://theloveyturtle.tumblr.com/post/657506472</guid><pubDate>Wed, 02 Jun 2010 16:12:28 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>(via anditslove)
A walk down memory lane. </title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2yjyixihG1qa9u6ko1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://anditslove.tumblr.com/"&gt;anditslove&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;A walk down memory lane. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theloveyturtle.tumblr.com/post/632340161</link><guid>http://theloveyturtle.tumblr.com/post/632340161</guid><pubDate>Tue, 25 May 2010 17:52:27 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>sunnycyl:

The Beatles - If I Needed Someone
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&lt;p&gt;The Beatles - If I Needed Someone&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://theloveyturtle.tumblr.com/post/624411988</link><guid>http://theloveyturtle.tumblr.com/post/624411988</guid><pubDate>Sun, 23 May 2010 04:08:36 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Boo, you whore.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://anditslove.tumblr.com/"&gt;anditslove&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theloveyturtle.tumblr.com/post/623859150</link><guid>http://theloveyturtle.tumblr.com/post/623859150</guid><pubDate>Sat, 22 May 2010 23:44:04 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>It&amp;#8217;s Saturday night and I&amp;#8217;m here eating ice cream with my cat. I&amp;#8217;ve hit that point...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;It&amp;#8217;s Saturday night and I&amp;#8217;m here eating ice cream with my cat. I&amp;#8217;ve hit that point in my life. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theloveyturtle.tumblr.com/post/623436631</link><guid>http://theloveyturtle.tumblr.com/post/623436631</guid><pubDate>Sat, 22 May 2010 20:42:06 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"It has been said, ‘time heals all wounds.’ I do not agree. The wounds remain. In time, the mind,..."</title><description>“It has been said, ‘time heals all wounds.’ I do not agree. The wounds remain. In time, the mind, protecting its sanity, covers them with scar tissue and the pain lessens. But it is never gone.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Rose Kennedy (via &lt;a href="http://anditslove.tumblr.com/"&gt;anditslove&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://theloveyturtle.tumblr.com/post/611894364</link><guid>http://theloveyturtle.tumblr.com/post/611894364</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 May 2010 22:48:31 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"All girls should have an affair with a French guy. I highly highly recommend it."</title><description>“All girls should have an affair with a French guy. I highly highly recommend it.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Kelly Cutrone (via &lt;a href="http://frangry.tumblr.com/"&gt;frangry&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://theloveyturtle.tumblr.com/post/611881866</link><guid>http://theloveyturtle.tumblr.com/post/611881866</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 May 2010 22:44:11 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>siristar:

I find this appropriate right now. 
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2n8oxTDFG1qzo4x8o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://siristar.tumblr.com/post/611701807/i-find-this-appropriate-right-now"&gt;siristar&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I find this appropriate right now. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://theloveyturtle.tumblr.com/post/611720622</link><guid>http://theloveyturtle.tumblr.com/post/611720622</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 May 2010 21:48:15 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I saw someone from my past today. A friend and I were going to lunch while he and his friends were...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I saw someone from my past today. A friend and I were going to lunch while he and his friends were making disparaging remarks to some women as they walked past the pub they were sitting outside eating at. It&amp;#8217;s always nice to see people from your past in a wonderful light such as that.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theloveyturtle.tumblr.com/post/610873857</link><guid>http://theloveyturtle.tumblr.com/post/610873857</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 May 2010 16:15:42 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>inothernews:

Cam Cardow / The Ottawa Citizen
Heh.
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2m280cBbA1qz82gvo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://inothernews.tumblr.com/post/609718196/cam-cardow-the-ottawa-citizen-heh"&gt;inothernews&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;Cam Cardow / The Ottawa Citizen&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Heh.&lt;em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://theloveyturtle.tumblr.com/post/609733025</link><guid>http://theloveyturtle.tumblr.com/post/609733025</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 May 2010 06:33:42 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>My magic brings Voldemort to the yard and I'm like, that's hurting my scar.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://fuckyeahhappy.tumblr.com/"&gt;fuckyeahhappy&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theloveyturtle.tumblr.com/post/609683052</link><guid>http://theloveyturtle.tumblr.com/post/609683052</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 May 2010 06:01:26 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I sometimes enjoy eating a heart attack on a stick. </title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2k2kzR2LE1qzourko1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I sometimes enjoy eating a heart attack on a stick. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theloveyturtle.tumblr.com/post/609682180</link><guid>http://theloveyturtle.tumblr.com/post/609682180</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 May 2010 06:00:53 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"He’s from Minnesota. His high school mascot was a Hug."</title><description>“He’s from Minnesota. His high school mascot was a Hug.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt; Lily, about Marshall (via &lt;a href="http://onemoretimewithfeeling.tumblr.com/"&gt;onemoretimewithfeeling&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://theloveyturtle.tumblr.com/post/609554560</link><guid>http://theloveyturtle.tumblr.com/post/609554560</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 May 2010 04:37:41 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title> inthesaddle replied to your post: The honest truth
This is a little black and white, don’t you...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;a href="http://inthesaddle.tumblr.com/"&gt;&lt;img class="avatar" src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/avatar_ce398842fc4d_16.png"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://inthesaddle.tumblr.com/"&gt;inthesaddle&lt;/a&gt; replied to your &lt;a href="http://theloveyturtle.tumblr.com/post/608444129/the-honest-truth"&gt;post&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;strong&gt;:&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://theloveyturtle.tumblr.com/post/608444129/the-honest-truth"&gt;The honest truth&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;This is a little black and white, don’t you think? I mean, you don’t have ANYTHING in common with your friends just because they have a baby and you don’t? Seems really one sided and a little unfair.&lt;/blockquote&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;But I can be unfair and black and white. It&amp;#8217;s me. I really don&amp;#8217;t have anything in common with the people I have known that have had kids. That doesn&amp;#8217;t mean I pushed them away, rather the opposite. I got left out when they do things with people who have kids, because I don&amp;#8217;t understand the kid thing. I get that they have other stuff more important going on and you grow apart. In my experience once a friend has kids they move of and gravitate to people with kids and not their single friends. But like I said, that&amp;#8217;s my experience and not everyones. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theloveyturtle.tumblr.com/post/609547827</link><guid>http://theloveyturtle.tumblr.com/post/609547827</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 May 2010 04:33:07 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>The honest truth</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Okay, I&amp;#8217;m sorry. I admit it. When you get married and have a baby (or in some cases just have a baby) I have nothing in common with you anymore. You can&amp;#8217;t (I hope) take the baby out and I don&amp;#8217;t want to listen about your baby and how it does baby things. Sure I love my nieces and nephews but they are my family. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;I know. I&amp;#8217;m a horrible person but our relationship is going to turn into the kind where you only see each other in passing or at a random lunch - hopefully without the small child you know own. My apologies you grew up and got knocked up and I didn&amp;#8217;t. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;Sincerely, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Me&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;PS No I do not want to babysit. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theloveyturtle.tumblr.com/post/608444129</link><guid>http://theloveyturtle.tumblr.com/post/608444129</guid><pubDate>Mon, 17 May 2010 20:58:04 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Tonight I am endeavoring to make cheesecake. It will not look...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2k31yEAeg1qzourko1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Tonight I am endeavoring to make cheesecake. It will not look like this. In fact, it will probably look like I’ve dropped it but I’ll leave you with this picture instead. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theloveyturtle.tumblr.com/post/608392982</link><guid>http://theloveyturtle.tumblr.com/post/608392982</guid><pubDate>Mon, 17 May 2010 20:39:28 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Lately I've entered this crazy world where I'm not online all the time and at home sitting around. It's scary and like a jungle out there...</title><link>http://theloveyturtle.tumblr.com/post/607654024</link><guid>http://theloveyturtle.tumblr.com/post/607654024</guid><pubDate>Mon, 17 May 2010 15:43:06 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2k2h9ucBa1qzourko1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://theloveyturtle.tumblr.com/post/607347003</link><guid>http://theloveyturtle.tumblr.com/post/607347003</guid><pubDate>Mon, 17 May 2010 13:06:47 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
