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</description><title>a heart that loves is always young</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @theloveyturtle)</generator><link>http://theloveyturtle.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksqbcjNGWr1qzourko1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://theloveyturtle.tumblr.com/post/235778422</link><guid>http://theloveyturtle.tumblr.com/post/235778422</guid><pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 02:55:31 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>smallpaw:allcreatures:gillianam:(via mydarling)
Goldfish creep...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kspqmtHOGf1qza3r8o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://smallpaw.tumblr.com/post/235706902/allcreatures-gillianam-via-mydarling"&gt;smallpaw&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;a href="http://allcreatures.tumblr.com/post/235427755/gillianam-via-mydarling"&gt;allcreatures&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;a href="http://gillianam.tumblr.com/post/235426483/via-mydarling"&gt;gillianam&lt;/a&gt;:(via &lt;a href="http://mydarling.tumblr.com/"&gt;mydarling&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Goldfish creep me out. I always think those giant eyes are following me around.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theloveyturtle.tumblr.com/post/235753234</link><guid>http://theloveyturtle.tumblr.com/post/235753234</guid><pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 02:17:23 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>bittersweetm:

theloveyturtle:

My screen is so much better with...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksq1pfy5zH1qzourko1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://bittersweetm.tumblr.com/post/235635001/theloveyturtle-my-screen-is-so-much-better-with"&gt;bittersweetm&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://theloveyturtle.tumblr.com/post/235621643/my-screen-is-so-much-better-with-rob-on-it-this"&gt;theloveyturtle&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;My screen is so much better with Rob on it. This is how I spent my Friday night.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Beautiful desktop. What are the programs between Excel and Adobe Air (minus Preview, Photoshop, and Tweetie)? I’m intrigued, I’m always looking for new mac apps.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Let’s see… Amazon MP3 downloader, Grab (so I can &lt;strike&gt;steal&lt;/strike&gt; borrow stuff from the internet), Sims3, and WriteRoom which I just downloaded for &lt;a href="http://www.macheist.com/"&gt;free&lt;/a&gt; today and &lt;i&gt;love&lt;/i&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theloveyturtle.tumblr.com/post/235751941</link><guid>http://theloveyturtle.tumblr.com/post/235751941</guid><pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 02:15:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>My screen is so much better with Rob on it. This is how I spent...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksq1pfy5zH1qzourko1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;My screen is so much better with Rob on it. This is how I spent my Friday night.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theloveyturtle.tumblr.com/post/235621643</link><guid>http://theloveyturtle.tumblr.com/post/235621643</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 23:27:15 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Being a girl sucks</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I was watching Mystery Alaska, and the part where Russell Crowe crosses out all the words in the paper except the important ones, and his wife is reading them and crying… yeah I was sitting here an emotional mess and I’m still on the verge of crying again. Damn you, hormones, damn you.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theloveyturtle.tumblr.com/post/235403935</link><guid>http://theloveyturtle.tumblr.com/post/235403935</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 19:05:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I’ve searched through 49 pages of dresses for the winter...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksnsnylzTI1qzourko1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I’ve searched through 49 pages of dresses for the winter events I have to go to and this is the only dress I like. I think I’m becoming too picky.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theloveyturtle.tumblr.com/post/235348852</link><guid>http://theloveyturtle.tumblr.com/post/235348852</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 17:59:09 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Pep Talk</title><description>&lt;p&gt;You can do this. It’s Friday! You can do this. It’s Chinese food day. Think of the egg rolls! You can do this. Is it five yet? I can’t do this, Where did I hide those mini bottles of vodka?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theloveyturtle.tumblr.com/post/235005179</link><guid>http://theloveyturtle.tumblr.com/post/235005179</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 10:03:39 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Amsterdam. Next trip?  flickr</title><description>&lt;img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kskk5bfSNJ1qzourko1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Amsterdam. Next trip?  &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/visbeek/3150400443/sizes/o/"&gt;flickr&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theloveyturtle.tumblr.com/post/234285726</link><guid>http://theloveyturtle.tumblr.com/post/234285726</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:26:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>hautelikecouture:

fingcupcakepunk:

copycats:

Better by...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://theloveyturtle.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/234262038/tumblr_ksnlmzeLFU1qzqfrk&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://hautelikecouture.tumblr.com/post/234231566/fingcupcakepunk-copycats-better-by-dashboard"&gt;hautelikecouture&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://fingcupcakepunk.tumblr.com/post/234224539"&gt;fingcupcakepunk&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://copycats.tumblr.com/post/234203901/better-by-dashboard-confessional-originally-by"&gt;copycats&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Better by Dashboard Confessional&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;originally by Regina Spektor&lt;br/&gt;(posted by &lt;a href="http://www.liezlwashere.com"&gt;liezlwashere&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://theloveyturtle.tumblr.com/post/234262038</link><guid>http://theloveyturtle.tumblr.com/post/234262038</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:57:45 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>nicolefab:

lickystickypickyme:

mmmmm (recipe)

foodgasm

Yes!...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksicc6fqKE1qzqvm2o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://nicolefab.tumblr.com/post/233709546/lickystickypickyme-mmmmm-recipe-foodgasm"&gt;nicolefab&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://lickystickypickyme.tumblr.com/post/231272771/mmmmm-recipe"&gt;lickystickypickyme&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.bakedperfection.com/2009/05/smores-cookies.html"&gt;mmmmm (recipe)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;foodgasm&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Yes! But is it just me or do you see a little alien dude in that first cookie?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theloveyturtle.tumblr.com/post/233959112</link><guid>http://theloveyturtle.tumblr.com/post/233959112</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 10:03:29 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>byrdie:

micahstover:

laureola:

julia. - pure at heart… on we...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kshfyqx6gJ1qz566bo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://byrdie.tumblr.com/post/233706127/micahstover-laureola-julia-pure-at-heart"&gt;byrdie&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://micahstover.tumblr.com/post/233524365/laureola-julia-pure-at-heart-on-we-heart"&gt;micahstover&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://laureola.tumblr.com/post/233504227/julia-pure-at-heart-on-we-heart-it-visual"&gt;laureola&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://weheartit.com/entry/923608"&gt;julia. - pure at heart… on we heart it / visual bookmark #923608&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://yoonar.tumblr.com/post/232017402/adorechic-julia-pure-at-heart-on-we-heart"&gt;yoonar&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://adorechic.tumblr.com/post/231979628/julia-pure-at-heart-on-we-heart-it-visual"&gt;adorechic&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;WANT!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://theloveyturtle.tumblr.com/post/233937660</link><guid>http://theloveyturtle.tumblr.com/post/233937660</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 09:32:48 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>This is why I feel like I want to die. Also why I was still...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksmlsgIyF71qzourko1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is why I feel like I want to die. Also why I was still slightly drunk when I got on the bus this morning. It’s going to be a five latte kind of day.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theloveyturtle.tumblr.com/post/233916419</link><guid>http://theloveyturtle.tumblr.com/post/233916419</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 09:02:17 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I got called a tart tonight</title><description>&lt;p&gt;And I couldn’t even keep a straight face long enough to at least pretend to be offended! I still start giggling when I think about it. Of all the things I think I’ve ever been called that is one of my favorites.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theloveyturtle.tumblr.com/post/233685700</link><guid>http://theloveyturtle.tumblr.com/post/233685700</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 02:09:43 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>AM cheesy bread. &lt;3</title><description>&lt;img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksmi97qxqt1qzourko1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;AM cheesy bread. &lt;3&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theloveyturtle.tumblr.com/post/233673609</link><guid>http://theloveyturtle.tumblr.com/post/233673609</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 01:50:31 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>New Lyrics Old Song</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Maker’s Mark, Maker’s Mark,&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Make me a match,&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Find me a Fuck,&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Catch me a catch!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Now if only I could 1. get this out of my head and 2. make Alex stop singing it at the top of her lungs.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theloveyturtle.tumblr.com/post/233659871</link><guid>http://theloveyturtle.tumblr.com/post/233659871</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 01:29:57 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Re-taking the bar</title><description>&lt;p&gt;The best friend’s ex has decided it’s now his. Look buddy, I didn’t happen to move conveniently closer to this bar so you can be a jackass and try to steal it from us. Get out of our bar! Tonight is going to be fun.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theloveyturtle.tumblr.com/post/233386388</link><guid>http://theloveyturtle.tumblr.com/post/233386388</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 20:09:14 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>“Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kskjzqMVNZ1qzourko1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;“Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer.” - William S. Burroughs&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theloveyturtle.tumblr.com/post/233319263</link><guid>http://theloveyturtle.tumblr.com/post/233319263</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 18:52:40 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>The most brilliant thing happened today</title><description>&lt;p&gt;So you remember annoying girl? If you don’t, don’t worry you weren’t missing much. She was annoying, stupid, and I hated her. Anyway! She is now a waitress at some hotel. Yeah, she had the pleasure of serving a couple of guys from my office today while they were at a business lunch meeting. I really really really wish I would have been there, but I’m not that lucky. Glad to see she moved on to something “bigger and better.” Maybe I should randomly have my next meeting there? Except it’s way out of the way, and I take my clients to actual restaurants. But still…. field trip!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theloveyturtle.tumblr.com/post/233176695</link><guid>http://theloveyturtle.tumblr.com/post/233176695</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 15:57:31 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>opaque:


unicornology:

captainkirk:(via tic-tac-toe)

♥...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kskbbbYZEX1qzvjm1o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://opaque.tumblr.com/post/232855325/unicornology-captainkirk-via-tic-tac-toe"&gt;opaque&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://unicornology.tumblr.com/post/232671876/captainkirk-via-tic-tac-toe"&gt;unicornology&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://captainkirk.tumblr.com/post/232418210/via-tic-tac-toe"&gt;captainkirk&lt;/a&gt;:(via &lt;a href="http://tic-tac-toe.tumblr.com/"&gt;tic-tac-toe&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;♥ Pushing Daisies&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://theloveyturtle.tumblr.com/post/232921458</link><guid>http://theloveyturtle.tumblr.com/post/232921458</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 09:59:31 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>inothernews:


Front cover, Bangor (Maine) Daily News,...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksl72w7hQ61qz82gvo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://inothernews.tumblr.com/post/232867244/front-cover-bangor-maine-daily-news-wednesday"&gt;inothernews&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

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&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;b&gt;Front cover, Bangor (Maine) &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;b&gt;Daily News, &lt;i&gt;Wednesday, November 4, 2009.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;There are people who celebrate keeping people who love each other apart.  There are people who make it their pathetic life’s work to keep two people who belong together from not being together.  There are people who revel in not letting others be genuinely happy, and making them feel like second-rate citizens in their own country, for the want of “preserving tradition.”&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;These people are assholes.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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I’m shaking my head at you Maine.</description><link>http://theloveyturtle.tumblr.com/post/232920402</link><guid>http://theloveyturtle.tumblr.com/post/232920402</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 09:57:56 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
