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Okay, I’m sorry. I admit it. When you get married and have a baby (or in some cases just have a baby) I have nothing in common with you anymore. You can’t (I hope) take the baby out and I don’t want to listen about your baby and how it does baby things. Sure I love my nieces and nephews but they are my family. 

I know. I’m a horrible person but our relationship is going to turn into the kind where you only see each other in passing or at a random lunch - hopefully without the small child you know own. My apologies you grew up and got knocked up and I didn’t. 

Sincerely, 

Me

PS No I do not want to babysit. 

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4. inthesaddle said: This is a little black and white, don’t you think? I mean, you don’t have ANYTHING in common with your friends just because they have a baby and you don’t? Seems really one sided and a little unfair.
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