January 2009
204 posts
copycats:
“Decode” by Vitamin String Quartet
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Free Drinks Tonight!
My friend is hooking up with this bartender and he said he wouldn’t charge us if we came in. He’s going to regret that decision when he figures out how much we can drink. Live and learn.
wow that's a lot of smoke
Popcorn, Microwave, Fire = three words that I don’t like saying in the same sentence.
benwoodall:
sofirofi:
The Beatles - Here Comes...
Reason #238 why I need to pay more attention
You know how sometimes you are talking to someone and you really didn’t understand what they just said but you nod and say yes just get on with whatever gibberish just came out of their mouth? Just so you don’t have to ask them to repeat themselves.
Sometimes it’s not a yes or no answer and there is major awkwardness when you have to admit you didn’t understand them, but...
I just wanted to thank everyone that was so nice to me yesterday. I really appreciate it all the email and comments. Thank you all so much.
:(
I got home tonight to find my Eliza not alive anymore. I took her to the vet and they don’t really know what could have been wrong. They are doing an autopsy tomorrow I guess.
This is me going to drink a half a bottle of NyQuil and passing out for the night.
joshawesome:
Flightless Bird, American Mouth by...
I'm signing up for a cooking class
This is going to be a disaster.
Trying to decide what is for dinner is the worst...
I hate it. It takes me hours to make up my mind.
adventuresofjoni:
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. — Alan, age 10 No person really decides before they grow up who they’re going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you’re stuck with. —...
I started something bad
Alex: I just bought 500 jello shot cups.
Me: Why would you do that?
Alex: They were on sale and they are reusable!
Me: ..... why are you ever going to need 500 little cups? Why not 50?
Alex: They were on sale!
Man trapped by sofa sipped whisky - BBC News →
davereed:
A man who became trapped beneath his sofa for two days said he survived by sipping from a bottle of whisky. “The whole settee tipped over catching me like a rat in a trap,” he said “I took a sip of [the whisky] and thought, well this isn’t too bad.”
Seriously, how weak do you have to be that you can’t even lift a sofa enough to crawl out from under it? This “man” had better be older...
It's so dry in my apt
kjohnson:
that I’ve taken to covering my face with a combination of Aquaphor, eye cream and Vasoline and sleeping with my frog humidifer by my head. Spring cannot come soon enough.
Yes.
Today, I received another e-mail about weddings...
robot-heart:
Keep in mind, I am not engaged. Like, at all.
Oh it’s like my mom who has a box full of stuff waiting for me to get engaged. I feel your pain.
Ending fights hot topic at meeting on hockey... →
allpointsnorth:
“The Middlesex-London Health Unit says the NHL isn’t taking the fighting issue seriously, and that something must be done to take danger out of the game.” Somebody should take these idiots to a league-game in which the league has outlawed fighting. It is by far the chippiest hockey I’ve ever seen in my life. If the fighting is gone from the game then it is quickly degraded to...
I went in at seven this morning so I got off at three. I walked home enjoying the daylight, stopped at the cleaners, bought myself something pretty, and now I am off to resume my love affair with my bed.
msbojangles:
Katrina & the Waves- I’m Walking...
Ugh Monday
We are not friends
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Clementine: You don't tell me things, Joel. I'm an open book. I tell you everything. Every damn embarrassing thing. You don't trust me.
Joel: Constantly talking isn't necessarily communicating.
If I see that Jim Beam “The Girlfriend” commercial one more time I swear I’m going to kick my TV just so I can pretend I am kicking that stupid whore in the face.
end vent.
“We are who we are, how we got here doesn’t matter. What matters is- what...”
– from The Deep End of the Ocean
My rules
I don’t dance. It’s hard enough trying to not kill myself while walking in heels as it is. I’m not going to try and dance in them. I’m the person that falls down stairs completely sober. Also, I’m not a fan of going to a place where while you are having a fun time with my friends random guys think it’s totally appropriate to try grab every part of my body and...
entrails:elliep:joshawesome: 20 Dollar Nosebleed...
Bored
Out of my mind bored. I’m about to start cleaning. This needs to stop.
1.24.09
lindsayneedscoffee:
qod:
Whats your cell ringtone?
Dizzy by Jimmy Eat World for familiar friends.
And for everything else, it’s the same short ring as Turtle’s from Entourage. I had it first, TURTLE.
Here Comes the Sun - The Beatles
“Everything must end; meanwhile we must amuse ourselves.”
– Voltaire (via benwoodall)
erinshannon:
I think that once I’m done university, and get a job that provides me with an actual income, I will never eat another ramen noodle.
Oh you think that now… just wait. It sneaks up on you again when you least expect it.