June 2010
3 posts
They opened a taco bar with $5 pitchers of...
One guess where I’ll be spending all my time.
May 2010
49 posts
sunnycyl:
The Beatles - If I Needed Someone
Boo, you whore.
(via anditslove)
It’s Saturday night and I’m here eating ice cream with my cat. I’ve hit that point in my life.
“It has been said, ‘time heals all wounds.’ I do not agree. The wounds remain. In...”
– Rose Kennedy (via anditslove)
“All girls should have an affair with a French guy. I highly highly recommend it.”
– Kelly Cutrone (via frangry)
I saw someone from my past today. A friend and I were going to lunch while he and his friends were making disparaging remarks to some women as they walked past the pub they were sitting outside eating at. It’s always nice to see people from your past in a wonderful light such as that.
My magic brings Voldemort to the yard and I'm...
(via fuckyeahhappy)
“He’s from Minnesota. His high school mascot was a Hug.”
– Lily, about Marshall (via onemoretimewithfeeling)
inthesaddle replied to your post: The honest truth
This is a little black and white, don’t you think? I mean, you don’t have ANYTHING in common with your friends just because they have a baby and you don’t? Seems really one sided and a little unfair.
But I can be unfair and black and white. It’s me. I really don’t have anything in common with the people I have known that have had...
The honest truth
Okay, I’m sorry. I admit it. When you get married and have a baby (or in some cases just have a baby) I have nothing in common with you anymore. You can’t (I hope) take the baby out and I don’t want to listen about your baby and how it does baby things. Sure I love my nieces and nephews but they are my family.
I know. I’m a horrible person but our relationship is going to...
Lately I've entered this crazy world where I'm not...
“It is a truth universally acknowledged that when one part of your life starts...”
– Bridget Jones’s Diary (via kari-shma) (via quote-book)
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There is a jack and coke cupcake!
It’s the two loves of my life together! I must find and consume one! Back to your regularly scheduled tumbling, carry on.
tomorrowonlyknows:
Ben Folds - Tiny Dancer
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You know you're getting old when...
raindelays:
You’re sitting in the movie theater not paying attention to the movie and thinking, “God this is loud”.
Sitting around with hockey and beer on a Friday night. Hell yes.
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“It would be so nice if something made sense for a change.”
– Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland (via quotewhore) (via jessicachu)
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Friend: There are famous people on your blog thing?
Me: Yes.
Friend: Do you watch (follow) them?
Me: No I prefer to not have them know about me posting pictures of them and being crazy.
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Marxism meets campus social strata:
(Two kids in a library).
Guy 1: So I was in class and I heard someone refer to hipsters as the Doucheoisie.
Guy 2: So, what does that make fratboys? The Broletariat?
Guy 1: Well it does make sense if you think about it. We always see a struggle between the broletariat and the doucheoisie.
PANIC!
MY COFFEE POT IS BROKEN! I DON’T KNOW IF I HAVE ENOUGH ENERGY TO MAKE IT TO STARBUCKS.
(Thought running though my head: Why am I not sleeping with someone who I can make go get me caffeine???!)
“What is the opposite of two? A lonely me, a lonely you.”
– T. E. Kalem (via quote-book) (via j-yu)
“God, why take New Orleans and Nashville when Philadelphia is JUST SITTING...”
– Jon Stewart on the recent tragedies in New Orleans and Nashville (via thegreg) (via hotfoot) (via rickankielsmustache) (via probationaryperiod) (via katieschenk) (via emilyposts)
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In response to Justin asking where the fuck I’ve been.
Work, School, Bars…. Not home and not having fun. Don’t worry I’m back (kind of) to entertain you. No more school for a while.
I forgot how much I love How I Met Your Mother
Tonight reminded me.