I cut my hair off today
I spent an hour crying because it’s all gone. Hormones suck. Note: I was so distraught I...
Oct 1st
byrdie:
whytyler:
walpaper:
Hello October! via
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Oct 1st
teenageaunt:
2freakout3:
dancehall:
sanahastumblr:(via...
Oct 1st
nicksays:
heartlesshero:
(via palahniukandchocolate)
Sep 29th
siristar:
I’d kill for this right now. via Joy the Baker
...
Sep 29th
Today I had a breakfast meeting
I’m pretty sure the guy was still drunk, he’s like 90. Not really, probably like 50, but...
Sep 29th
“Love is never convenient-and rarely painless.”
— Richard Paul Evans (The...
— Richard Paul Evans (The...
Sep 29th
lindsayhuffman:
via;Falltuer
Sep 29th
Watch
stepliana:
How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Bloopers
Sep 28th
I don’t know how I feel about this.
Sep 27th
The simple things
Why is it that my cat has 45 toys but is having the time of his life right now with a piece of...
Sep 27th
bittersweetm:
hoodoopriest:
(via jerk-bitch)
Oh my God....
Sep 27th
When life gives you lemons, just throw a...
(via kellyv79)
Sep 27th
I kind of like him. A lot.
I’m in trouble.
Sep 27th
Q&A with the bank (I'm only calling from...
Q: (bank lady) Where do you think you lost your card?A: If I knew that I wouldn't be here talking to you...
Q: Hmmm. Where do you last remember using it?
A: At a bar
Q: I see. *glare* Do you remember what time you made a transaction?
A: ...sometime before 2am
Q: Do don't remember the exact time?
A: No I don't check what time it is before buying a round of shots.
Q: I see. *double glare* Well I then I will have to assume you made all purchases that came through last night.
A: That's fine. Can you just close it now and send me a new one, please?
Q: (Typing away) It's all taken care of, but I would suggest maybe not drinking as much and using your card recklessly. You might have deserved some charges to teach you a lesson.
A: (WTF?) You know, you're right. Next time I'll just have some guy I meet buy me drinks in exchange for sex. I can leave my card at home safe and sound. That's a much better plan. Thanks have a good day!
Q: *gasp* *red face*
I hope I didn't give an old lady a heart attack with my sarcasm, even if she was a bitch.
Sep 26th
Slowest. Friday. EVER.
(via inothernews)
Sep 25th
making brownie pops at three in the morning. good times, good times.
Sep 25th
(via sweethomestyle)
Sep 24th
Hello Thursday
Why can’t you be Friday?
Sep 24th
Shocking
I actually had a date that wasn’t a waste of time, total disaster, and/or had me wanting to...
Sep 24th
I hate the dentist!!
Free floss and a tooth brush isn’t enough motivation to go.
Sep 23rd
I need a maid or a boyfriend or someone...
I went to Europe with one bag. I came back with three and a half. They will probably remain on the...
Sep 22nd
I miss this
Sep 22nd
On going back to work after two weeks...
It blows. Big time. It makes me want to quit and never have to go back again, but then I’d...
Sep 22nd
sweethomestyle:
justbesplendid:
bunks..
Sep 20th
Making chili, watching football, cuddling with Orion.
Sunday
Sep 20th
Home
Yay or boo? I don’t know yet.
Sep 19th
Proof I am a huge dork and that I can’t take a picture...
Sep 17th
Clearly I'm awesome
Def went to Platform 9 3/4 ermm I mean… King’s Cross Station today.
Sep 17th
Going back to Paris tomorrow today and then heading to London for a few days. I reeeeaaaalllly...
Sep 16th
Also this happened. And happened again… and again....
Sep 11th
And this is how it went last night
Some hot French guy: *French*Me: *Looking over at Alex who speaks French*
Alex: Just make out with him already it doesn't matter what he actually said.
Sep 11th
Hello my friends!
I went shopping and apparently these people are TINY because the clothes are making me feel like...
Sep 8th
I'm Out
France time. See you in… two weeks? I’l try to post every now and then. Later Gator
Sep 4th
Today is national grilled cheese day
That is all
Sep 3rd
I have the office bitch out searching for cheese fries. She’s been gone for over an hour. I...
Sep 3rd
"Arrested Development"
LUCILLE: Get me a vodka, rocks.MICHAEL: Mom, it's breakfast.
LUCILLE: And a piece of toast.
Sep 3rd
Awkward moments
Some guy I used to hangout with coming up to me today with his mom and introducing us while asking...
Sep 2nd
hippiesusethebackdoor:
Now PIVOT!
Sep 2nd
On packing
It sucks. 1) You have to fit all the things you need to bring. 2) you have to estimate how much room...
Sep 2nd
I have this client who is named Stanley and his last name starts with a C. I have called him Stanley...
Sep 1st
Insomnia....
Sep 1st